Showing posts with label x factor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label x factor. Show all posts

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Plastic


I have always liked Simon Cowell


I remember Saturday evening's, Pop Idol on TV
My mum making critical but funny comments
At the “talent” paraded on TV
Finally she had met her match
In sky high waistband
And hairy chest

As I watched yesterday
Heard his words rip through souls
And dream
My ears pricked up at one sentence:

“You guys are over-rehearsed and insincere”

Five coffee-skinned
buff guys, with matching t-shirt
Slick Usher moves
Sweet harmony of voices
When asked how to spend $5million
Talked of helping community
Buying diapers for new baby

Yet shot down.

Even Simon Cowell
Million dollar mogul
With mansions galore
dates flawlessly dressed females
surrounded by musical artists
and the fickle nature of the recording industry

hates the fake.

“You’re not cold, you’re not hot – far better to be either cold or hot! You’re stale. You’re stagnant. You make me want to vomit. You brag, ‘I’m rich, I’ve got it made, I need nothing from anyone,’ oblivious that in fact you’re pitiful, blind beggar, threadbare and homeless.”

The dishonesty of the human heart
Can still be seen
On a stage

This world cries out
Pained scream
As she labours to birth
the authentic
The real
The truth

Who are we meant to be?

Not an imitation
Nor interpretation
But the true manifestation
of our inner self
and who it desires to be

truth
the truth of who you are
will set you free
for in that freedom
you can truly live

that is the John 10:10 life
to the full, to overflowing
fully who we are
fully who we were created to be

fake skunks the room
bellies doubled over
retching in the aisle
as it walks past

some are lulled in
bought into the lie
but only temporarily
knock off Guchi’s are noticed
in fair time

Flawless divas
pass the dutch 
and walk the halls
envy turns to disdain
then back to pity
you see them for what they are

cold shiny plastic. 


Wednesday, June 22, 2011

X

I don’t know when my charm started
Maybe it was the fact that I got so much attention when I was young
People in the palm of my hand
Toddlers at story time gathered round as 4 year old me read aloud in passionate voice
I know it got triggered one day
Concert in oxford park
Wanting to get near the bands
And mummy slips off
Alone
Into VIP area
Smoozes with the band Blue.
It was at that point
I realised
Charm
And a little bit of ignorance
Can get you anywhere

Fast forward to watching daytime tv
Resulting in X factor audition tickets
Turns out watching Maury (US version of Jeremy Kyle) can be valuable

Sweating hot in line
Seeing cameras in places
Hands on hips
Knowing eyes making contact
Cheeky Dallas morning news interview in place




pushing through crowds inside
mad dash for seat
close




but not close enough

push past the adolescent boys in Sperry’s and polo shirts
fire in my eyes
down the stairs to
Joanne
Just your average usher

Now
My new best friend
English charm

Patience my child
Center seats nearer the front



the hilarity of auditions
so much more vibrant than tv
the cutting yet true jabs of Simon
compliment Paula’s sweet sincerity
taping ends
crowd disperse
catch Simon heading towards audience
cat-like body traverses crowd
body in place
to shake hand
make brief polite conversation
“It’s nice to hear a familiar accent”



Charm
And a little bit of ignorance
(cheeky English accent)
Can get you anywhere

If you are willing to step out.

Imagine if I used my powers for good.